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I helped hook two of my really close friends up earlier this semester and now they’re happily dating.
Now I’m conspiring to hook one of my friends up with the friend of a friend and it seems to be going well.
Meanwhile I’m not even sure how to cute engineering boy once we’re completely done with our comm group. Is it okay to send a text that’s just like “yo, you’s a qt and I think we should hang out now that we’re done with comm and maybe smoosh faces a little bit because otherwise I will never see you again and that might be a little sad. sound good? A+ let’s go get chicken tenders together sometime.”
heaven is a place where this is just on a loop
Sometimes I listen to 17th century opera and sometimes this.
can I boy ask me to coffee and pie yet?
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"We’d totally be together if I wasn’t gay."
This is real. All the gay boys want me but are gay and all the straight boys…are possibly just afraid of me.
Baby, learn to be soft
there will be moments when the world will try and change you
try and carve you into stone
when you’re at your first party
and the girls are drunk
do not leer, do not touch
lead them gently home
when they open their hungry mouths
hold them careful
do not shame them,
girls are not taught shame from their mothers but from men who want to fuck them and can’t remember their names after
say ‘sorry, another time’
say ‘let me call you a cab’
make sure they get through their front door make sure they do not hurt make sure their knees are not trembling
do not use your hands
baby learn to be honey and warmth
hold women the same way I held you
like I was carrying 7 pounds of screaming gold in my shaking arms
say their names like prayer or a plea
but do not use words like ‘slut’ and ‘bitch’ and ‘whore’
do not raise your fists do not raise your voice
that you do not have to love them to respect them remember their right to ‘no’
remember your mother and how she loved you like this: quiet, gentle and full, like an ocean at midnight, remember to love the same
And it has been
of a year.
I have worn
under my sleeves,
on my thighs,
running down my cheeks.
This is what
looks like, my dear.
okay woWIE YOU GUYS REALLY NEED TO WATCH THIS BECAUSE PANTENE DID A COMMERCIAL ABOUT HOW SHIT LABELS AGAINST WOMEN ARE AND ITS JUST SO GREAT WOWIE
When a shampoo commercial is smarter than 75% of men I know
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