April 2011
i see there's a lot of people asking if kate...
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YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG:
ladylibrarian:
iam-that-boy-who-is-a-monster:
This is not how a Royal should wave:
Let the real Royal Queen show you how it’s done:
Thank you for being here today!
Julie Andrews: there should be a country created for her to rule.
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FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK SAKE BLOODY HELL AND TITS
I get 10 minutes into watching the new Dr. Who online when it stops and the website tells me I’ve watched my allotted 70 minutes and I have to wait another 60 before I can continue watching. NO NO NO GTFO I HATE YOU!!!!
Right, fuck that, going outside now to oggle some soccer bros.
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I bone your mother quite frequently.:... →
meghantonjes:
tyleroakley:
historyofbones:
Can we talk about Legends of the Hidden Temple
leeroyjenkins:
and how all the kids that got on that show were fucking dumbasses
like seriously
the show came on every other fucking day
there are only three pieces of the silver monkey statue
THE PIECES ARE THE SAME EVERY TIME
AND YET
every time some little shit gets to the end it’s OHHH...
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My friend knows a lot about sex
This really just happened:
Me: what I just learned: sperm is an antidepressant
have you learned about that in your class?
Katie: no I haven’t heard that and we covered sperm in-depth
are you sure it is not oxytocin that pushes the sperm to the oviduct
in order to be an antidepressant it would have to have an affect on the endocrine system
Me:...
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