October 2011
So I’m sitting here watching my movie and suddenly, from right next to me I hear “hey, what’s up?” in a man’s voice which makes no sense since I’m on the second floor and who the fuck would be outside a second floor window? Yea, well apparently some idiot boy climbed up the wall and was creeping in my window…last time I keep my blinds open.
Also, now...
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"I still maintain that he kicked himself in the...
September 2011
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When you're facebook creeping and you have two...
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lightupmyeyes:
things i suck at:
life
relationships
being attractive
being normal
being likable
html coding
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This paper is probably going to be shit, but then I think about the 100 other kids in my class and how stupid they are and I’m not too worried whether my paper isn’t that good because it will still be A+ work compared to theirs.
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56204.) Boys dont look twice at me. I always feel...
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I am having an unbelievably hard time resisting...
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As we circle Union Square, about twenty NYPD officers haul out orange plastic...
– JEANNE MANSFIELD, “Why I Was Maced at the Wall Street Protest,” in the Boston Review.
Jesus H. Christ.
(via inothernews)
I would like to thank the local paper for:
1) Putting an unattractive picture of me in the paper
2) Making me sound inarticulate (even if in reality I am couldn’t you have at least pretended like you did with number 3 here?)
3) Adding 2 years to my age (uh…you didn’t even ask how old I was. I said I was a junior so I guess that means I’m 22? Your math skills suck.)
I've come to love Sundays.
Dinner with my aunt and uncle, wine with that dinner, and then Masterpiece Theater.
So what if I am acting like a 50 year old spinster.
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