February 2012
Feb 1st
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My father e-mails me jokes:
aviamon: I’m sure he didn’t come up with this, but still…. C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.” So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying,...
Feb 1st
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Why do the first people that get to lecture insist...
Also, why do people insist on funneling large masses through one door when it’s a set of double doors. AM I THE ONLY PERSON THAT SEES THE LOGIC IN OPENING THAT SECOND DOOR? Also also IF YOU’RE GOING TO FACEBOOK CREEP IN CLASS EITHER SIT IN THE BACK OR STAY HOME. I won’t judge you for creeping if you do it in private.
Feb 1st
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January 2012
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magnifymybetterhalf replied to your link: This is my RA and they’re currently fumigating the room across the hall from me for bedbugs. Sweet jesus get me out of here. Sigh, I’m sure we’re next, minus the shitty RA. Where do you go? Like as in where do I go to sleep at night? I’m still sleeping in my bedbuggless bed unless some qt boy says “hey bb come share my bed with...
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This is my RA and they're currently fumigating the... →
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My room officially has the bedbug sniffing dog's...
Halleluja!! Or else I would have burned the entire fucking place down
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Jan 29th
Somehow managed to bruise my pelvis...
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Saturday night=wine, laundry, reading, and...
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Can't make $200 playing for some guy's grad...
Poop. I also feel really bad for the guy because all the string players will be gone for their tour and he can’t reschedule.
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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“Every person in this chamber can point to a teacher who changed the trajectory...”
– President BARACK OBAMA (via inothernews)
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It is 8:45 and this is the first time I've been in...
So you’ll have to excuse me for not being on tumblr much anymore but I’ve somewhat acquired a life on top of being just really super busy with classes and rehearsals and homework and practicing and reed making and and and
Jan 24th
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mattvogel: i need caffeine in my bloodstream. i take caffeine in the blood stream. I grip the wheel and all at once I realize: my life has become a boring pop song and everyone’s singing along
Jan 23rd
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