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welcome to ohio we have
- corn
motherfucker you wanna talk corn? i moved here from indiana
all the best sentences start with ‘motherfucker you wanna talk corn’
bitches don’t even start talking to me about corn. I am in motherfucking Nebraska at a school where the motherfucking mascot is a motherfucking CORNhusker AND PEOPLE WEAR GIANT EARS OF CORN ON THEIR HEADS
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Meanwhile in Nebraska…
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